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Oklahoma State Students Show Respect For BYU By Chanting “F*** the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!”

Athletes of Brigham Young University have long since become used to the “F*** the Mormons!” chants that have broken out during away events. But when the Oklahoma State student section broke into their chant, something was a little different this time. “I just feel so respected,” said BYU forward Scott Riggs. “It shows that they’ve really done their research so that they can hate us … Continue reading Oklahoma State Students Show Respect For BYU By Chanting “F*** the Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints!”

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BYU Student Left Confused After Showing Up to Soaking Party with Water Gun

Local BYU student, Bradaen Lewis, was left confused and traumatized after arriving at a soaking party that he had been invited to unprepared. Naively, he had thought that his trusty Super Soaker™ water gun would be perfect for this February water fight. Little did he know, there was more than one kind of soaking. “I think I’m gonna puke,” stated Lewis. Another participant who wished … Continue reading BYU Student Left Confused After Showing Up to Soaking Party with Water Gun

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Revealed: BYU Hockey Team Was Axed Due to Prophetic Vision of “Heated Rivalry”

After five long years of fans wondering why their beloved team was canceled, the BYU administration finally revealed their reasoning for discontinuing the school’s long running hockey team.   Administration released a rambling statement, citing concerns over thirst trap edits being made of the players as one of their prime reasons.   “We couldn’t let the fujoshis come and ogle our hockey players like that.” … Continue reading Revealed: BYU Hockey Team Was Axed Due to Prophetic Vision of “Heated Rivalry”

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