Local BYU student, Bradaen Lewis, was left confused and traumatized after arriving at a soaking party that he had been invited to unprepared. Naively, he had thought that his trusty Super Soaker™ water gun would be perfect for this February water fight. Little did he know, there was more than one kind of soaking.

“I think I’m gonna puke,” stated Lewis.

Another participant who wished to remain anonymous gave the following statement:

“Who thinks showing up to any kind of party in FEBRUARY with a water gun is a good idea??”

The Honor Code Office was quick to release a statement.

“Engaging in these so-called ‘soaking parties’ does NOT qualify as living a ‘chaste and virtuous life.’ Now we gotta explain to President Reese what soaking is!”

We were escorted out as the door to the President’s office closed. The final statement we heard was uttered by Reese.

“Soaking? Like the spa treatment?”

Hopefully, this incident will encourage students to check Urban Dictionary before going to any unusually-worded parties. Stay safe out there, Cougars!