Category: Campus

Campus

Construction Workers at BYU Accidentally Uncover Holy Grail, Sealed Portion and More

The ongoing construction on BYU campus has resulted in some breathtaking archaeological finds. Today, C. Shane Reese, the new president of the university, confirmed that the famed Sealed Portion of the Book of Mormon was retrieved from what used to be the north face of the library.  “This is a fantastic find,” says Reese, “and I know that the First Presidency is ecstatic. President Oaks … Continue reading Construction Workers at BYU Accidentally Uncover Holy Grail, Sealed Portion and More

Paul Atreides
Campus, Disney, Featured

Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards

Everyone, go get a frying pan, some oil, a pinch of garlic, and all other necessary seasonings because we are going to have some real, lean, FDA-approved, 100% grass-fed BEEF over here! Hogwarts just announced that they are now offering an online option for all prospective wizards and witches. Although this might be an awesome and convenient alternative for many nerds who never could get … Continue reading Hogwarts-Pathway: The Newest At-Home Option for all Prospective Witches and Wizards

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, News

BYU Introduces New AAVE Dialect Course for Upcoming Term

What is AAVE? For most Provo residents, it may be difficult to answer. Is that a campus building or a new streaming service? No. It’s BYU’s latest language course. For the last few months, the BYU Department of Linguistics and Office of Belonging have worked tirelessly in tandem to create AAVE 101. Still not sure what it is? That’s what the course is for, stupid—maybe … Continue reading BYU Introduces New AAVE Dialect Course for Upcoming Term

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Life, Sports

Cosmo Gets Baptized

Cosmo Cougar officially joined the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints this weekend. Some readers may be surprised to find out that Cosmo was not already a member, but Cosmo had never indicated either way. If not previously a member, how did Cosmo Cougar become the mascot for the Church-owned school? Cosmo has a brother, Carlo, who joined the Church and attended BYU. Cosmo … Continue reading Cosmo Gets Baptized

Cameron Frye
5 Things to Know, Campus, Provo

5 Gangs to Watch out for in Provo

Far from the beacon of safety it was once known as, Provo, Utah has recently been ranked #4 in the nation for gang violence. Taking a moment to familiarize yourself with these groups may help you to protect yourself and your family. Tunnel Singers This gang’s stronghold is located under the tunnel in front of the Marriot Center. They are most hostile when shaded in … Continue reading 5 Gangs to Watch out for in Provo

Lisa Simpson