Harrison Potsen was in high spirits after the BYU/ Barton Quidditch Match, and returning to his dorm in Heritage Halls with his friends when he reported to hear a voice in his head. As he crossed from the Kimball tower to the Harold B. Lee Library, the voice grew louder, leading him across the campus until he and his friends came to the rubble surrounding … Continue reading Chamber of Secret Combinations Open in Abandoned HFAC
BYU students in the College of Music have rejoiced over the new music building. The horrors of having to play in the decrepit HFAC are now behind them, and the music building will no longer be shared with the art students. It would seem to an outsider that all departmental political strife would have ceased, but for BYU students, this is unfortunately not the case. … Continue reading Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB
Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., influential speakers from different backgrounds across the world flock to the Marriott Center to present a gospel discussion so inspiring, it will make you say “wait- who’s actually attending these again?” This semester, church leaders and BYU faculty step to the side and let the true heroes of our days reflect on what it means to live the gospel. Winter … Continue reading BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester
It’s long been established that the first Sunday of each new semester is a critical time to make good first impressions on fellow ward members. With this golden opportunity to check one another out in a socially acceptable way drawing near, the YSA 377th Stake Presidency have decided to light the fuse on Provo’s powder keg of young adult hormones by christening this day the … Continue reading Bishoprics Scramble to Install Red Carpet in time for First Official “Runway Sunday”
There is an epidemic of segway riders at BYU, and the administration has done nothing to regulate the usage. There are signs preventing bike riding between class switching, but nothing for segways or hoverboards. In the meantime, here are some brilliant ideas to stay safe. Say no. Nobody can run you over without your consent. Channel your inner Dora the Explorer and tell them, “Segway … Continue reading 5 Ways to Stop Segway Jerks from Running You Over
