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BYU Voices, Campus, Life

Support Group Formed for People Who Graduated Without a Ring

After years of hard work, papers, tests, and trauma, all Steve Cragun was left with was a lousy diploma when he graduated from BYU. According to Cragun, he didn’t endure six years of his Bachelor’s Degree just to walk away with some stupid piece of paper; he was hoping to find his eternal partner at BYU. But like many recent grads, Cragun found himself spouseless … Continue reading Support Group Formed for People Who Graduated Without a Ring

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Featured

BYU Adds Lazy River to Incentivise Students to take Summer Term Classes

Every year once winter finals are finally completed, Provo becomes a ghost town. As the hot singles return to their home states to do summer sales, the lonely “6 on a good day” singles and newly weds are tasked with defending Provo like their life depends on it. “It gets pretty lonely out here,” Jeremy Bird, 5-time Provo Summer veteran, told the Alternate Universe. “All … Continue reading BYU Adds Lazy River to Incentivise Students to take Summer Term Classes

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Life

LeVar Burton to host surprise devotional for Reading Day

LeVar Burton, the longtime host of Reading Rainbow, is set to give a surprise devotional for all students studying on Reading Day. BYU administrators asked Burton to summarize the study guides for every class in a fifteen-hour devotional. The devotional has already begun and will go until midnight in the Marriot Center. Burton opened the devotional with, “Every major matters just as much as the … Continue reading LeVar Burton to host surprise devotional for Reading Day

Cameron Frye
Campus, Featured, Life, Uncategorized

Oscar for Best Actor Goes to Guy Pretending to Be Interested at Wilk Booth with Free Cookies

The votes are in. The 94th Academy Awards has named “the guy feigning interest at the Wilk booth in order to get a free cookie” the best actor of 2021. An exclusive interview with this man at the Oscar’s after party revealed more about what motivated his performance. “I have 23 cents in my bank account. I have subsisted on nothing but free booth cookies … Continue reading Oscar for Best Actor Goes to Guy Pretending to Be Interested at Wilk Booth with Free Cookies

Lisa Simpson