Category: Campus

Campus, Life

BYU Entertainment Groups Rated By How Family Friendly They Are

Symphonic Band – G They literally just play their instruments. Vocal Point – PG-13 All they wanted for Christmas was to say the f word, so Kevin said they could have one. Noteworthy – PG-13 Full disclosure, we’ve never seen Noteworthy but they seem close enough to the Barden Bellas and Pitch Perfect is rated PG-13 so we’ll just go with that. The Cougarettes – … Continue reading BYU Entertainment Groups Rated By How Family Friendly They Are

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

Now’s the Time to Choose Your Winter 2022 Mustache

The amount of time it takes for men to grow facial hair remains a mystery to womankind. But for me, as a woman, it takes about two days. Four if I want it to be visible, which I do not. For the sake of relevance, let’s say it takes about five days. Are you interested in a flashy new mustache for the new semester, but … Continue reading Now’s the Time to Choose Your Winter 2022 Mustache

Renesmee
Campus, Featured, President Worthen

Kevin Worthen Found Alone, Crying Under the Mistletoe

Papa Kev is down bad As you have most likely seen by now, recent pictures have been revealed of honor-code abiding Pete Davidson and the most powerful person at BYU, Peggy Worthen, chatting it up court side at a recent BYU basketball game. Whether this is Davidson’s way of beating the admissions process or just another stop on his quest to date every woman in … Continue reading Kevin Worthen Found Alone, Crying Under the Mistletoe

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured

Student wakes up just in time for finals after hitting snooze button on first day of classes

We all fall victim to the notorious snooze bottom every once and awhile. Some of us, a little too often. One student decided to press his luck a little too far. On the first day of classes, Denzel Von Shrouttenbottom was woken up abruptly for his 7:00 am yoga class by his alarm. The sweet sound of “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical … Continue reading Student wakes up just in time for finals after hitting snooze button on first day of classes

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, News, President Worthen

President Worthen Gets Tongue Stuck on Frozen Pole

For many, the season’s first snowfall was a welcome surprise on the last day of classes. From the square, students can be seen building snowmen, making snow angels, and catching snowflakes on the tips of their tongues. While much of campus is a serene winter wonderland, not everyone is enjoying the chillier weather. The Alternate Universe is currently live at an intense scene outside the … Continue reading President Worthen Gets Tongue Stuck on Frozen Pole

Lisa Simpson