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Local BYU Simps Create First Ever Fraternity, fittingly named “Beta Beta Beta”

Historically, Fraternities and Sororities are not something that BYU gladly accepts at their school. But the minute you get some approval-seeking males involved, you’ve caught their attention. For the first time in the school’s history, BYU is allowing a fraternity to be officially recognized as a legitimate organization. But trust us, this is not your typical degenerate fraternity. “Beta Beta Beta” is a fraternity focused … Continue reading Local BYU Simps Create First Ever Fraternity, fittingly named “Beta Beta Beta”

Bobby Zimmeruski1 Comment
Campus

New Anti-Science Class Accommodates Students who Disagree with Science

Physical Science 100 ranks among the most hated classes offered at BYU. For some, it’s the long hours spent learning things that no normal person will ever need to know that makes the class excruciating. For others, the problem is being forced to learn fake science that contradicts their personal beliefs. In order to make BYU classes more inclusive, the Committee of Race, Equity and … Continue reading New Anti-Science Class Accommodates Students who Disagree with Science

Nance
Campus

BYU approves $1.2 billion infrastructure plan

Earlier today, BYU passed a groundbreaking $1.2 billion initiative to revamp much of the infrastructure on campus and add much more. However, not all of the BYU administrators are not enthused with the plan. Associate Deputy Vice President of the BYU Store, Mallory Talbot-Gray, has been releasing names of all the administrators who support the plan in an effort to defame and harm them. “There … Continue reading BYU approves $1.2 billion infrastructure plan

Cameron Frye
Campus

BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

As the new Music Building approaches competition, BYU has finally answered the question on all of our minds: what’s going to happen to the HFAC? On Thursday morning BYU’s Facilities Management announced their intention to turn the Harris Fine Arts Center into a prison for Honor Code violators inspired by Dante’s Inferno. In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe, BYU Facilities Manager Parker Burton … Continue reading BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

Sister Michael
Campus, News, Sports

BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor

Provo residents out and about this morning may have noticed the giant hooters logo atop the BYU Lavelle Edwards Stadium. Seemingly overnight, the previous NuSkin emblem was torn down and replaced in response to sponsorship changes for the BYU Football team. To understand the reasoning behind this sudden switch, the Alternate Universe sent their most seasoned reporter to speak with Seymour Butts, BYU Football Financial … Continue reading BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor

Lisa Simpson