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BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for winter semester

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. Typically, BYU President Kevin J Worthen and his wife Peggy kick off the semester and are followed by members of the leadership of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and other “sick AF people.” Entertainment figures round out the semester … Continue reading BYU announces devotional/forum lineup for winter semester

Cameron Frye
Campus, Life

Bishop Sets New Year’s Resolution for YSA Ward: Marry 50 Singles

Bishop Johnson has decided to start off the New Year with a bang by setting a New Year’s resolution to marry off 50 singles from the YSA ward he leads. He announced his goal this Sunday during Sacrament meeting. “As we begin this year, let us make time for the most important thing in our lives: dating and getting married so that I can become … Continue reading Bishop Sets New Year’s Resolution for YSA Ward: Marry 50 Singles

Sister Michael
Campus, Life

BYU Entertainment Groups Rated By How Family Friendly They Are

Symphonic Band – G They literally just play their instruments. Vocal Point – PG-13 All they wanted for Christmas was to say the f word, so Kevin said they could have one. Noteworthy – PG-13 Full disclosure, we’ve never seen Noteworthy but they seem close enough to the Barden Bellas and Pitch Perfect is rated PG-13 so we’ll just go with that. The Cougarettes – … Continue reading BYU Entertainment Groups Rated By How Family Friendly They Are

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Featured, Uncategorized

Now’s the Time to Choose Your Winter 2022 Mustache

The amount of time it takes for men to grow facial hair remains a mystery to womankind. But for me, as a woman, it takes about two days. Four if I want it to be visible, which I do not. For the sake of relevance, let’s say it takes about five days. Are you interested in a flashy new mustache for the new semester, but … Continue reading Now’s the Time to Choose Your Winter 2022 Mustache

Renesmee
Campus, Featured, President Worthen

Kevin Worthen Found Alone, Crying Under the Mistletoe

Papa Kev is down bad As you have most likely seen by now, recent pictures have been revealed of honor-code abiding Pete Davidson and the most powerful person at BYU, Peggy Worthen, chatting it up court side at a recent BYU basketball game. Whether this is Davidson’s way of beating the admissions process or just another stop on his quest to date every woman in … Continue reading Kevin Worthen Found Alone, Crying Under the Mistletoe

Bobby Zimmeruski