Category: Campus

Campus, Sports

BYU Golf Team, Devastated by Governor Herbert Cancelling Their Season, Crowd into Rockwell to “Drown Sorrows in Ice Cream”

Following Governor Herbert’s State of Emergency announcement, the BYU golf team was forced to suspend practices, and cancel all future meets.  Bret Emerson, a member of the team, said the announcement caught him and his teammates off guard. “Just a few weeks ago, we’re all having a great time at a Halloween party, and suddenly there’s a state of emergency?”  Emerson said he’s “not one … Continue reading BYU Golf Team, Devastated by Governor Herbert Cancelling Their Season, Crowd into Rockwell to “Drown Sorrows in Ice Cream”

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Campus

After Speaking on Race in Devotional, Follicly-Challenged Elder Oaks Adds “Bald Lives Matter”

In BYU’s Tuesday Devotional, Elder Oaks covered many topics, including race relations. While speaking about racial tensions in the U.S. Elder Oaks made the bold statement “black lives matter,” and in an equally bold move, used the dictionary to define racism.  Later on in his devotional, many thought that he was repeating the earlier phrase when Oaks said, “bald lives matter.” More questions were raised … Continue reading After Speaking on Race in Devotional, Follicly-Challenged Elder Oaks Adds “Bald Lives Matter”

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Campus, News

BYU Animation Students Create LDS Version of Minecraft: Prepare for Godhood by Creating Your Own Planet

A team of students from BYU’s Center for Animation recently made history with a new LDS video game titled “Koloboration”. The game offers world-building controls akin to the popular adventure game, Minecraft. But under the scope of eternal salvation, of course.  This makes Koloboration the first established video game intended for LDS gamers. Since the release one month ago, it has received critical acclaim from … Continue reading BYU Animation Students Create LDS Version of Minecraft: Prepare for Godhood by Creating Your Own Planet

Sue Sylvester
Campus

City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton

After leading a protest last week in Provo last week, celebrity and heiress Paris Hilton had some choice words to offer the city of Provo. As a teenager, Hilton spent time in Provo at the Provo Canyon School, where she was severely mistreated. She now returns to lead a protest to shutdown the school and their various malpractices. Hilton also noted that the City of … Continue reading City of Provo “Not Hot”, Says Paris Hilton

Liz Lemon
Campus

All Five Students Who Still Come to Campus “very inconvenienced by construction”

Brigham Young University has been undergoing several construction projects this semester, much to the dismay of all 5 students who still attend class in person.  According to a recent census, there are more construction workers than students physically on campus due to more and more classes moving online and numerous construction projects. Allie Lochlan said that she has to “leave early for every class because … Continue reading All Five Students Who Still Come to Campus “very inconvenienced by construction”

Albert Camus