The Beginner’s Guide to Avoiding Your Ex on Campus

New school year, new you–and new mortifyingly awkward encounters with your former lovers. Because avoidance is more effective than therapy, take some time to organize your escape plan.   Stick to Buildings Where Your Ex Definitely Won’t Be. Hang around highbrow sanctuaries such as the MOA or the Kennedy Center, where only enlightened souls roam—not people who still owe you closure. Wear a Disguise While … Continue reading The Beginner’s Guide to Avoiding Your Ex on Campus

BYU’s Fall 2025 Devotional Lineup

The new semester is officially underway, and you know what that means–a brand new lineup of inspiring devotionals by some of the world’s most influential speakers. Here’s a taste of who you’ll be hearing from this semester:   Jeremiah Fisher: “Lessons from Matthew 18:15- “‘Moreover if thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault between thee and him alone…’”   Taylor … Continue reading BYU’s Fall 2025 Devotional Lineup

Top Clubs to Look for at Club Rush This Year

This is the best time to find people with the same weird interests that you have! Then you’ll attend one meeting at the beginning of the semester, before you forget about it or get too busy. What joy! Here are the top club recommendations from our team here at Alternate Universe:    Pitch Imperfect Finally, there’s an a cappella club for tone-deaf people! And we … Continue reading Top Clubs to Look for at Club Rush This Year

You Can Go to Disneyland for Free to Celebrate President Nelson’s Birthday!

This is so freaking awesome! I’m so excited to go to Disneyland!! Holy freaking cow!!! Just pull up to the pearly gates of Disneyland during P-Nelly’s birthday month and whisper the secret code BDAYBOY101 to the attendant, and you’ll receive free entry for the day! “Can you believe this!? Freaking Disneyland, baby!!” commented Elder Uchtdorf when asked how the cost would be covered. So what … Continue reading You Can Go to Disneyland for Free to Celebrate President Nelson’s Birthday!

YSA Conference Speed Dating Responsible for Over 100 Engagements last Weekend

The “Together in Christ” conference formed couples who will be together for eternity.   Over the weekend, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints held the Utah Area Young Single Adult conference with the theme “Together in Christ.” The three-day event included spiritual growth classes, a live concert, and other games and events. Many young adults who attended the conference are hoping not just … Continue reading YSA Conference Speed Dating Responsible for Over 100 Engagements last Weekend