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Campus, Featured

Campus-Crossed Lovers: Helaman Resident Falls for Heritage Resident

Two halls, both alike in indignity, opposite in all aspects save each one’s distaste for the other–on the grounds of northern BYU campus we lay our scene: an unsuspecting freshman of Helaman Halls fallen hopelessly in love with a recent RM now living at Heritage Halls. The unlikely pair met at the recent Starry Night Soiree held at the Heritage Central Building. Helaman native Nova … Continue reading Campus-Crossed Lovers: Helaman Resident Falls for Heritage Resident

Don Cheadle
Featured

Student Goes on UK Study Abroad for “Cultural Experience”

As the #1 school for study abroad programs in the nation, BYU offers a multitude of international (and national) experiences for students at this great university. These can be a wonderful way to broaden your horizons and gain appreciation for other cultures. India Rav’nclaw, a sophomore in the communications program, agrees. “I signed up for this trip as soon as I saw it pop up … Continue reading Student Goes on UK Study Abroad for “Cultural Experience”

Kit Kittredge
Campus, Featured, Provo

Mortifying: Computer Science Student Clearly Showered This Morning

Everyone can remember a time they were truly embarrassed. Maybe you’ve tripped on a flat surface, botched a performance, or been seen at the campus gym. But at least you’ve never been the only person in the room who remembers the last time they showered. Nosewitnesses reported that Lehi Gene, a computer science major in his freshman year, very obviously took a shower before attending … Continue reading Mortifying: Computer Science Student Clearly Showered This Morning

Don Cheadle
Featured, Life, Provo

Heartbreaking: Student Left Crestfallen After Being Ghosted on Canvas Discussion Board

Under normal circumstances, Valentine’s Day is an occasion to celebrate the beauty of romance in all its forms. But after a recent and devastating development, normal circumstances are in short supply. It appears that hopeless romantic Bryson Dyson will once again be spending Valentine’s Day alone after being ghosted by the woman of his dreams on a discussion board for their online freshman writing class. … Continue reading Heartbreaking: Student Left Crestfallen After Being Ghosted on Canvas Discussion Board

Don Cheadle
Featured, Uncategorized

Galentine’s Party Lasts Whole 20 Minutes Before It’s Just Women Spiraling About Singledom

Provo resident Taysom Stanton’s Galentine’s Party started at 7pm and ended at 7:20pm. Setting a new record, her party lasted a full 20 minutes before devolving into nothing more than women commiserating about singledom. The short-lived cheer proved that $100 worth of pink decor is no match for a room full of 20 women who can’t remember the last time they’ve been held. “No amount … Continue reading Galentine’s Party Lasts Whole 20 Minutes Before It’s Just Women Spiraling About Singledom

Lisa Simpson