‘Dress to Impress’ Features First Ever General Conference Theme

The popular Roblox game announced the new theme during the latter portion of Sunday morning session. Outfits ranged from Sunday best to Sunday rest, including formal attire and loungewear alike. While there were many impressive outfits that contended for the podium, only three were voted into victory. The winner’s circle collectively resembled the current Relief Society Presidency, which many are finding a humorous coincidence. Professional … Continue reading ‘Dress to Impress’ Features First Ever General Conference Theme

Top Meet-Cutes in the Scriptures

Adam and Eve We have to start with the OGs. These two didn’t know anything (literally), but they knew that they were supposed to be together from the moment they saw each other.   Isaac and Rebekah It played out like a modern-day romcom, because the first time these two lovebirds saw each other, Rebekah jumped off her camel and asked her bestie about the … Continue reading Top Meet-Cutes in the Scriptures

It’s That Time Again! Fun Ways to Celebrate the Start of Fall

That’s right–it feels like summer just ended, but fall is already here! Luckily, we came prepared. Here are some classic fall activities that will have you hooting and, heck, maybe even hollering. Touch Grass Get there while you still can! As we know, it doesn’t take long after the autumn equinox for all the grass to evaporate, so make sure you get your dose of … Continue reading It’s That Time Again! Fun Ways to Celebrate the Start of Fall

Runway Sunday Strikes Again

It is perhaps the most enduring ritual of a Provo YSA ward. Classes are settled in. Hefty callings are inflicted. Then comes the primping, the preening, the peacocking. After all, it is the weekly chance to see your fellow ward members trying to look their best. For years, BYU students have been turning Sundays into runways. Reader, it is a doozy this semester. This morning, … Continue reading Runway Sunday Strikes Again

Student Devours Starving Student Card, Still Starves

In a shocking turn of events this week, a BYU student tragically perished after spending the last money he had on a starving student card that was sold to him in the BYU Bookstore. Sources report that the student, Gerry Hun, 20, of Orem, was on his way to buy some food to satiate his hunger when he was set upon by aggressive card salesmen. … Continue reading Student Devours Starving Student Card, Still Starves