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Spirit of Alex Trebek Spotted Waiting for Ken Jennings in Seattle Temple Baptistry

Brother Lee was mopping the floor of the Seattle Temple baptistry when he saw a glowing silhouette stir near the font. The spirit of beloved Jeopardy host Alex Trebek was allegedly waiting in the temple, eager for a certain Church member to come do his ordinance work. “I was just fulfilling my weekly temple duties when Trebek appeared out of nowhere.” Says Lee, “He looked … Continue reading Spirit of Alex Trebek Spotted Waiting for Ken Jennings in Seattle Temple Baptistry

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Recent BYU Couple Already Engaged Within Timeline of Election Results

The slow pace of this year’s election count is fueling a lot of criticism, as millions of Americans wait to find out who will become the next president of the United States. Unlike certain other neighboring states that move at the pace of an orangutan with ankle weights, Utah provided a swift conclusion to their election results. And just as swiftly, yet another Utah couple … Continue reading Recent BYU Couple Already Engaged Within Timeline of Election Results

Sue Sylvester
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Amidst a slow week, BYU vs. Boise State definitely the biggest event

America seems to be in a bit of a dry spell when it comes to news. Not much has happened all week and reporters (ours especially) are becoming antsier by the day. They have been searching for new stories and coming up dry. It is highly implausible to have no news, but the country is shocked at the complete lack of it. However, tonight we … Continue reading Amidst a slow week, BYU vs. Boise State definitely the biggest event

Cameron Frye
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BYU Students Vote Biden to Make Sure Provo Is Blue on Map, Not Red

After the votes had all been tallied, several precincts in Provo reported that, for the first time in over three thousand years, BYU students had chosen a Democrat, Joe Biden, as their preferred option for President of the United States. Some Utah Democrats were happy to see this as a sign of things to come in the state while others had a different interpretation of … Continue reading BYU Students Vote Biden to Make Sure Provo Is Blue on Map, Not Red

Donald Cherry
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Elder Cook Posts Picture of Homemade Murder Hornet Costume

Earlier today Elder Quentin L. Cook posted a picture of himself for Halloween in a homemade murder hornet costume. They have reportedly been planning this for months and spent many hours every week acquiring the right materials and sewing them together. “When I first read about them I just knew I had found my costume for this year,” said Elder Cook. The Cooks consistently make … Continue reading Elder Cook Posts Picture of Homemade Murder Hornet Costume

Cameron Frye