United States Postal Service’s Financial Woes Due to Online Mission Calls

Recently released internal reports show that ever since mission calls for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints switched to online delivery, the United States Postal Service has fallen into financial insolvency.  In 2019, they processed only 38% of the world’s mail, down from 40% when thousands of thick white envelopes from Salt Lake City were still flowing each year. “Let’s be honest, mission … Continue reading United States Postal Service’s Financial Woes Due to Online Mission Calls

Alternate Universe So Much More Successful, Wealthy, Liked Than Daily Universe That They Can Afford Billboard

The Daily Universe, a controversial BYU news publication recently flagged for exploiting free student labor, has allegedly been struggling to find relevance in the 21st century. Although the legacy organization has made leaps in distributing news content through digital channels, critics note that The Universe has slowly slipped behind its major competitor, The Alternate Universe. This fact became painfully obvious on Monday when The Alternate … Continue reading Alternate Universe So Much More Successful, Wealthy, Liked Than Daily Universe That They Can Afford Billboard

LDS Republicans Attend Pence’s “General Conference” in Arizona

Earlier this week, Vice President Mike Pence held a series of speeches in Arizona seeking to rally the support of the LDS community. These events were well attended by many Latter-Day Saints seeking words of counsel and comfort from their trusted religious leaders. “Hearing the words that Elder Pence…. I mean Vice President Pence spoke was such a witness to me that he really is … Continue reading LDS Republicans Attend Pence’s “General Conference” in Arizona

Young Man Organizes Dangerous Underground Dance Party Just to Ask Crush to Slow Dance

New reports coming in suggest that a controversial dance party held in Provo Friday night was simply one young man’s attempt to find love. The youth organizer (name of minor redacted) turned 14 in March and was really excited to start going to stake dances. Unfortunately, that has not been possible due to the pandemic. During this lockdown period he has also been in constant … Continue reading Young Man Organizes Dangerous Underground Dance Party Just to Ask Crush to Slow Dance

“Be Thankful, At Least Tik Tok Is Still Here,” says Elder Jeffrey R. Holland in New Statement

As part of a series on messages of faith during COVID-19, Jeffrey R. Holland, a general authority of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, released a statement this morning. The statement reminds Church members to have hope and faith in unprecedented times. The central message of the thought was on gratitude, noting that the Saints should focus on the things they are grateful … Continue reading “Be Thankful, At Least Tik Tok Is Still Here,” says Elder Jeffrey R. Holland in New Statement