President Nelson Can’t See His Friends Because Of You

At the conclusion of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints’ semi-annual General Conference, many of the general authorities departed with sadness in their hearts, knowing that this would be the last time they would see each other in person for the next six months.

The words of “God Be with You Till We Meet Again” rang truer for President Nelson than anyone else.

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Conference was held completely digitally, with only the necessary speakers and camera operators in attendance. The only social interaction granted to the Church’s general authorities since the beginning of the pandemic since most are high-risk individuals due to old age.

“I have really turned the other cheek this year,” said the beloved Prophet before bursting into tears. “I’m just so…lonely”.

Circumstances regarding President Nelson’s social life are not reported to improve anytime soon, and it’s all thanks to you.