Another General Conference come and gone, and you only managed to watch one or two sessions, and might have paid attention for a total of 2.5 talks. It happens to us all. Here are some comments to drop into your conversations this week whenever asked about your thoughts on conference. Level 1: The Vague Redirection This is your best bet for exiting the … Continue reading One-Liners to Make it Seem Like You Watched Conference
So you took a few naps during Conference; it happens to the best of us! Here are some of the most memorable moments that you may not have seen. Mustache man shaved his mustache. After losing a bet yesterday, TABCATS mustache man came to the afternoon session bare-faced. A Random Seventy Filibustered for 1 hr. Remember when you fell asleep during a talk and woke … Continue reading General Conference October 2026 Recap: What You Missed While You Were Sleeping
Listen carefully to general conference, and when any of these things happens, cover or mark that square. See if you can cover five squares in a row. Then see if you can cover all of the squares. Printable Bingo Card Continue reading October 2026 Conference Bingo Cards
Hours after President Christofferson’s anti-gambling talk, thousands of fans feel less inclined to follow football now that there is no money in it. In the Saturday morning session of Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ General Conference leader President D. Todd Christofferson gave a seminal talk about the immorality of gambling, and discouraging members from participating in any form, including sports betting. This re-emphasis … Continue reading BYU Football Just Not the Same Without Gambling
In a grotesque display of dishonesty and pride, local man Braxton Williams claimed over the pulpit during his testimony today to have watched every speaker in General Conference. During his testimony, which lasted 20 minutes, Braxton allegedly claimed, among other things, that he “enjoyed every single speaker last weekend,” a phrase which drew audible gasps from the congregation. “I knew he was lying when he … Continue reading Big Fat Liar Claims He Watched All of General Conference at Testimony Meeting
