In a stunning development in the scandal some are calling “at least fifty times more important than Watergate”, BYU President Kevin Worthen raided offices used by The Daily Universe early Wednesday morning. At around 3:15 AM, President Worthen conducted the first of what promises to be many raids seeking evidence to corroborate reports of exploitation of unpaid student labor.  According to eyewitnesses, he was accompanied … Continue reading BREAKING: President Worthen Raids Daily Universe Offices

BYU’s signature news publication The Universe is in hot water this morning after news broke of a massive scandal. The organization has allegedly been exploiting unpaid student labor for more than 60 years, humiliating them on their own campus by forcing them to write a paper that no one reads. “Every Tuesday when the paper is distributed, I watch thousands of students walk by our … Continue reading EXPOSED: ‘The Daily Universe’ Humiliating Aspiring Journalists by Forcing Them to Make Paper No One Reads

Love them or hate them, everyone has to knock out a few GE classes during their time at BYU. At best they can be enlightening and help you get a better sense of what you might want to major in. At worst they can rob you of your will to live and steal your soul while crushing your GPA with three C- credit hours. Many … Continue reading Power Rankings: BYU GE Classes

This last Sunday in the Provo one thousand and fifth ward, new members were given a slate to write their name and height on, as the Bishop of their ward, George Jorge, took mug shots in front of a marked height board. When questioned about this avant-garde method of cataloging new move-ins, Bishop Jorge informed reporters that forming a mug shot line was the most … Continue reading Local Bishop Utilizes Mug Shots to Better Transfer New YSA Members Records