Report: Ward Member Falls into Inactivity After Discovering He Has Church in the MARB

Following his absence at sacrament meeting on Sunday, Junior Gerry Lewis officially announced that he would not be attending worship services as a member of the Provo YSA 357th Ward anymore. When asked why, Lewis explained that the agony of sitting in church in the MARB each Sunday was too much for him to bear. “I mean, I was already starting to question my faith … Continue reading Report: Ward Member Falls into Inactivity After Discovering He Has Church in the MARB

Local Bishop Utilizes Mug Shots to Better Transfer New YSA Members Records

This last Sunday in the Provo one thousand and fifth ward, new members were given a slate to write their name and height on, as the Bishop of their ward, George Jorge, took mug shots in front of a marked height board. When questioned about this avant-garde method of cataloging new move-ins, Bishop Jorge informed reporters that forming a mug shot line was the most … Continue reading Local Bishop Utilizes Mug Shots to Better Transfer New YSA Members Records

BYU announces Tan France, Sean Spicer in Fall 2019 Devotional Schedule

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kick off the semester and are followed by members of the leadership of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and a range of industry leaders and thinkers. Entertainment assemblies celebrating the … Continue reading BYU announces Tan France, Sean Spicer in Fall 2019 Devotional Schedule

BREAKING: BYU Cancels Fall Semester Following Holy War Loss

BYU President Kevin Worthen made a startling announcement early Friday morning, cancelling all classes previously scheduled for the Fall 2019 semester due to BYU’s 30-12 loss to the University of Utah. “We feel that our students and faculty need time to move through all stages of grief before we can seriously consider getting back to their studies.” says Worthen, “We’re trying to be sensitive to … Continue reading BREAKING: BYU Cancels Fall Semester Following Holy War Loss