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BYU Honor Code Adjusts Portland Shutout from 69–0 to Holier 70–0

After the field lights turned off and the roars of the crowd had subsided, BYU had more than just an incredible opening win to worry about. While the Cougs reveled in their thrashing against the Portland Vikings, the Honor Code Office immediately began addressing the issue of BYU’s final score: 69. As a church affiliated institution, BYU takes pride in its high standards of moral … Continue reading BYU Honor Code Adjusts Portland Shutout from 69–0 to Holier 70–0

Marceline Abadeer
Featured, Life, Sports

Smile! You’re Cheating at the 50-Yard Line

In light of recent events, the BYU ROC board has issued an official PSA for all students: “ROC passes are on sale, and so is your reminder that football games aren’t scandalous date nights in disguise. The jumbotron catches everything—and everyone. Be careful who you bring, especially if they are side pieces or Utah fans,” shared Mandy Lyron, a student member of the committee.  Cheers … Continue reading Smile! You’re Cheating at the 50-Yard Line

Kim Possible
Featured, Sports

We’re Saved! Boy Who Throws Ball Real Good Agrees to Come to BYU for $1 Billion

Fortune has smiled upon the Lord’s University once again. Ryker Tygers, one of the nation’s top players, has graciously offered his services to the Cougs for a small remittance of one billion dollars. Just when things were starting to look bleak at the Y, the university is thrilled to be one step closer to being better than everyone else.   BYU Athletics expressed their excitement: … Continue reading We’re Saved! Boy Who Throws Ball Real Good Agrees to Come to BYU for $1 Billion

Marceline Abadeer
Provo, Sports

“This Marathon Will Be Modest”: Utah Marathon Runners Disqualified For Inappropriate Attire

Running is a classic sport, but recently, it’s been reaching sky-high levels of popularity. Influencers pose for the camera before, during, and after races where they smash personal records and tout every running product you could think of.  The marathon’s dress code, outlined to runners before the race, was as follows:  Leggings must be at least below the knee (biker shorts prohibited for men and … Continue reading “This Marathon Will Be Modest”: Utah Marathon Runners Disqualified For Inappropriate Attire

Kayteigh Leigh
Sports

Three Times the Scriptures Predicted BYU’s Sweet 16 Loss

BYU sadly fell to Alabama in the first round of the NCAA Tournament. However, this did not come as a surprise to biblical scholars. There are multiple instances where this was prophesied. Matthew 25:32-34 And before TNT shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his Tide from the Cougs. And he shall set the Tide … Continue reading Three Times the Scriptures Predicted BYU’s Sweet 16 Loss

Cameron Frye