Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: We Asked Provo Wives for Secrets About Their Lives, and This Is What They Shared

In an anonymous survey conducted by our top writers, we at the Alternate Universe learned the real truth about life in Provo as a married woman. “I really wasn’t supposed to tell anyone this, but Quincee got a boob job. She claims it’s because she started working chest at VASA. I honestly think her husband doesn’t know either. She only told me because I told … Continue reading Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: We Asked Provo Wives for Secrets About Their Lives, and This Is What They Shared

How To Soft Launch That You’re a Liberal

Nothing is fun without a hint of mystery or suspense. Enter the soft launch — the not-quite-official, not-quite-secret strategy of introducing a new fact about yourself. With Pride month in full swing, here are some subtle ways to show your true colors. Wear a rainbow WWJD bracelet A subtle way to flaunt your political beliefs while also reprimanding small-minded haters. You are a follower of … Continue reading How To Soft Launch That You’re a Liberal

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Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married

So, the spring wedding season is over, and now you’re all alone. That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Here are our top suggestions for how to keep yourself occupied until you find new single friends! Do yet another scripture study about patience  Get into real estate Learn how to cook Ratatouille, become disappointed when you discover it’s just vegetables  Explore the Ted Bundy cave … Continue reading Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married

BYU-Contracted Housing Now Requires One Priesthood Holder In Each Household

Have you ever been sitting in your home and wished you felt a little more secure? While this is a relatable feeling for many young adults, it’s a common reality for single women at BYU. Many long for the protective power that a priesthood holder would bring to the apartment, but are denied this blessing due to their gender.  This fall, policies have changed to … Continue reading BYU-Contracted Housing Now Requires One Priesthood Holder In Each Household