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BYU Fine Arts to Offer New Program: Continuing the Legacy of Tom Hanks

In loving memory of Tom Hanks, the deans of BYU’s college of fine arts and the film department have met and decided to open a new department based on Tom Hanks’s marvelous work. Each class will be focused on a different movie and its corresponding role that Tom Hanks played. Film student Marcus Flibberbottom remarks, “I will really miss Tom Hanks, but it is time … Continue reading BYU Fine Arts to Offer New Program: Continuing the Legacy of Tom Hanks

Renesmee
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Student’s 5 Year Plan Becomes Eternal Plan

It started out as a simple FHE activity: imagine where you want to be in five years and make a plan with tangible goals. But when Ammon Jensen started writing his five year plan, he found himself unable to stop. Instead, he made an Eternal Plan. Included in his plan are milestones like “get married in the Temple” and “convert LeBron James.” “We studied the … Continue reading Student’s 5 Year Plan Becomes Eternal Plan

Sister Michael
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LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier

After numerous complaints that the machines were always empty, the Light the World donation managers look elsewhere to keep their machine shelves stocked. Earthquake-sized waves rocked through the LDS-Christmas-donation-supply-chain-management-regulation community when it was announced that Light the World officials had parted ways with their current supply partner – The BYU Vending Machine Group. They had initially worked together as it was convenient to coordinate with … Continue reading LDS Giving Machines End Contract with BYU Vending Machine Supplier

Mark Grayson
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Now’s the Time to Choose Your Winter 2022 Mustache

The amount of time it takes for men to grow facial hair remains a mystery to womankind. But for me, as a woman, it takes about two days. Four if I want it to be visible, which I do not. For the sake of relevance, let’s say it takes about five days. Are you interested in a flashy new mustache for the new semester, but … Continue reading Now’s the Time to Choose Your Winter 2022 Mustache

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Biblically accurate angel costume scars dozens at ward Nativity program         

In preparation for the annual ward Christmas Nativity production, leadership of a local Provo ward decided that Celeste Gabriel would be the perfect choice for the angel given her career as a makeup and effects specialist. However, things played out stranger than any of them could have imagined. There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. “The appearance of the angel is a favorite moment … Continue reading Biblically accurate angel costume scars dozens at ward Nativity program         

Mark Grayson