Brigham Young University’s Marriott School of Business announced the opening of a new major called Direct Sales/Multi-Level Marketing at a press conference on Tuesday. “We have so many students who are so ready to change their lives and make $200 in a week from the comfort of their own homes.” says Chester Ponzi, dean of the Marriott School of Business, “We are excited to give … Continue reading Marriott Business School Dean Says New Direct Sales/Multi-Level Marketing Major ‘Definitely Not a Pyramid Scheme’

Following a surge of public criticism, the BYU Honor Code Office released a statement today apologizing for earnestly believing that students were serious about keeping the promises they make every year in order to attend the private university. “I think this has all been a great misunderstanding.” writes Jeff Summers, director of dress code violations, in a statement released to the press, “This whole time … Continue reading Embarrassed BYU Honor Code Office Apologizes to Students for Taking Their Promises Seriously

It’s finally here! The best day of the BYU school year! A welcome break for hardworking students and faculty. Some find it a little overwhelming planning how to fill an entire 24 hours of extra time, so here are some suggestions from your friends at The Alternate Universe. 1) Do Homework Why not use this extra time to get ahead or maybe catch up on … Continue reading 10 Great Things to Do on BYU’s Spring Day

Having finally received their official deportation orders, two missionaries detained in Russia over the past week are reportedly ecstatic to return home, and can’t wait to get started selling the movie rights to their story to whatever Christian production company will take them. Kole Brodowski, who, in contrast to his companion, was lucky enough to have his name released to the public, understands that negotiations … Continue reading Detained Russian Missionaries Excited to Come Home, Negotiate Movie Deal