For many years, members of the Church have endeavored to identify specific signs heralding the Second Coming, from lunar eclipses to unexpected earthquakes. Today, a major event occurred as specified in scripture: the engagement of Taylor Alison Swift and Travis Michael Kelce. This event is listed specifically in the standard works as a signal that the Millennium is at hand. See the following passages: Matthew … Continue reading Swift, Kelce Engagement Sign of the Second Coming

A whopping $1 million lawsuit was filed against the BYU President for having the audacity to use his last name.   Tensions have been high ever since a formal lawsuit was filed against Shane Reese last Friday for copyright infringement of the name “Reese.”  Nate Butters, the H.B, Reese Candy Company public relations representative, noted, “We were alerted to the situation as soon as we … Continue reading Reese’s Sues President Shane Reese for Copyright Infringement

In an anonymous survey conducted by our top writers, we at the Alternate Universe learned the real truth about life in Provo as a married woman. “I really wasn’t supposed to tell anyone this, but Quincee got a boob job. She claims it’s because she started working chest at VASA. I honestly think her husband doesn’t know either. She only told me because I told … Continue reading Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: We Asked Provo Wives for Secrets About Their Lives, and This Is What They Shared