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Church Announces New Second-Hour Option for Boyfriends Who Go To Their Girlfriend’s Ward

Hey all you freshman with misplaced horniness, listen up. It’s about time we had the talk. When two people like each other very much – they decide to date each other. Inside of just kissing each other at the Duck Pond late at night and ignoring each other throughout the day, two mature people eventually like each other enough to put labels on their relationship. … Continue reading Church Announces New Second-Hour Option for Boyfriends Who Go To Their Girlfriend’s Ward

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Life, News

LDS Church Releases New AI Tool ‘ChatCTR’

Imagine a world where devotionals are unoriginal, lacking in the Spirit. Where prayers are no longer inspired, they are generated. Where Sunday School lessons and sacrament meeting talks no longer have to be written by a human. We are now living in this world, thanks to the newest AI development: ChatCTR. While sacrament meeting talks used to be an agonizing slog of preparation, with ChatCTR, … Continue reading LDS Church Releases New AI Tool ‘ChatCTR’

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, News, Sports

Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency Compete in a Turkey Bowl

Gratitude, spending time with family, and eating an obscene amount of food are all irreplaceable Thanksgiving traditions. This year, the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles and the First Presidency decided to add to this list of traditions with the All-American tradition of the turkey bowl. President Russell M. Nelson served as the referee for this exciting event.  The first team, “Homies in Christ”—made up of … Continue reading Quorum of the Twelve and First Presidency Compete in a Turkey Bowl

Kayteigh Leigh
Featured, Life, News, Provo

Provo YSA Relief Societies Announce New Members Must “Rush to Zion”

YSA Relief Societies in Provo will no longer be assigning wards based on members’ addresses and will instead use a screening process similar to sorority recruitment. This process will take place over the span of a week, nicknamed “Rush to Zion Week”. Freshmen will visit with Relief Societies during this time and the week will culminate in a grand reveal of Relief Society Matches on … Continue reading Provo YSA Relief Societies Announce New Members Must “Rush to Zion”

Kayteigh Leigh
Life

Gospel Library Adds New Narration Voices

Bored of the monotonous Utah accent? Now’s your chance to get a fun, fresh experience while listening to the scriptures. This initiative was started to “persuade youth to pay more attention to the scriptures.” Here are the new voices: Batman a sexy voice that will make you more into scripture study ASMR perfect for falling asleep to Batman attempting ASMR even better for falling asleep … Continue reading Gospel Library Adds New Narration Voices

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