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Church announces new film trilogy about keeping the Sabbath holy

Today, a letter from the First Presidency announced a trilogy of movies that will focus on the Sabbath. The letter was read over pulpits around the world to much confusion. The first film, The Fast and the Testimony, will explain the meanings behind both fasting and bearing testimony. The final act of the movie will actually feature an entire fast and testimony meeting of a small … Continue reading Church announces new film trilogy about keeping the Sabbath holy

Cameron Frye
Uncategorized

Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change

Just like your wives and girlfriends, Brigham Young is always right.  Although most people believe that Daylight Savings can be attributed to energy conservation during World War One or farmers being absolute babies and wanting more sleep, there is a true, lesser-known story that argues the tradition earlier. As ancient legend has it, after a long day of trekking through the nothingness that is it … Continue reading Did Brigham Young Accidentally Sleeping in Start Daylight Savings? The True Story Behind the Origin of the Yearly Time Change

Bobby Zimmeruski
General Conference

Elder Holland Encourages all to “Full Send” in his most recent conference talk.

In an historic turn of events, all fraternity’s prevailing philosophy in life, “Full Sends Only” was confirmed by a servant of a God. Elder Holland shared very inspiring and motivational words in his most recent conference address. He spoke about the importance of “full sends” and how we must devote ourselves to the gospel.  “Full sends are not just for Saturdays with the Boys,” Elder … Continue reading Elder Holland Encourages all to “Full Send” in his most recent conference talk.

Bobby Zimmeruski
News

LDS Church announces 30 New Books of Scripture Including ‘Spin-Offs’ of the Book of Mormon

The church announced 10 “spin-offs” from the Book of Mormon and Doctrine and Covenants, including the Book of Gidgiddoni, the Book of Benjamin, and the Doctrine of Martin Harris.  These books will overlap with the stories that they come from, but also explore the inner lives and adventures of these formerly minor “characters” in core LDS doctrine. Additionally, a remake of The Book of Moses … Continue reading LDS Church announces 30 New Books of Scripture Including ‘Spin-Offs’ of the Book of Mormon

Albert Camus
News

Escaped Monolith Apprehended, Safely Returned to Granite Mountain Vaults

The now infamous Utah Desert Monolith has finally been apprehended after its daring escape from the Church of Jesus Christ’s Granite Mountain Vaults last month. Although the monolith had evaded search parties for several weeks, a helicopter crew dispatched by the vaults eventually tracked it down to a remote desert rock formation. “We had it surrounded. Plastered its face all over the news.” says an … Continue reading Escaped Monolith Apprehended, Safely Returned to Granite Mountain Vaults

Warren Dusenberry