BYU Student Soils Himself in HBLL

As students prepare for finals, the library approaches full capacity almost daily. BYU is home to over 30,000 undergraduate students, and with this kind of population density, it can be hard to get the most coveted seats in the library. The personal cubicles on the first and second floor are of particular popularity, as they give the overcrowded student not only a feeling of seclusion, … Continue reading BYU Student Soils Himself in HBLL

Participants in Provo “Performative Male” Contest Flagged by Honor Code Office for Promiscuity

Several contestants in Brigham Young University’s first annual “Performative Male” competition have been referred to the Honor Code Office after fellow students felt uncomfortable with their being “so horny.” The event, hosted in Kiwanis Park, was organized by the BYU Men’s Studies Club. Performative males are known for performing for the female gaze, engaging in such activities as drinking traditionally female drinks like matcha, and … Continue reading Participants in Provo “Performative Male” Contest Flagged by Honor Code Office for Promiscuity

How To Tell If Your Roommate Can Really Handle That Scary Movie

With the arrival of October, BYU students have begun the annual Reaping. Of movie partners, that is. “It’s a delicate process,” Miranda Mitchell, a dedicated horror nerd and Film Studies major, told me as she glanced furtively around the quad. “You have to send out signals without alerting the SOs of what you’re planning.” The SOs, or “Sheltered Ones,” are those BYU students who weren’t … Continue reading How To Tell If Your Roommate Can Really Handle That Scary Movie

It’s That Time Again! Fun Ways to Celebrate the Start of Fall

That’s right–it feels like summer just ended, but fall is already here! Luckily, we came prepared. Here are some classic fall activities that will have you hooting and, heck, maybe even hollering. Touch Grass Get there while you still can! As we know, it doesn’t take long after the autumn equinox for all the grass to evaporate, so make sure you get your dose of … Continue reading It’s That Time Again! Fun Ways to Celebrate the Start of Fall

BYU Delays Fall Registration To Give Students, Faculty More Time To Binge Avatar: The Last Airbender

An email sent to all BYU students on Monday announced the delay of registration for fall semester classes. The email stated that, since the hit show “Avatar: The Last Airbender” had been recently added to Netflix, no one should be focusing on important things right now. According to University Communications Chair Robert G. Zuko, President Worthen is a big fan of the series, and considers … Continue reading BYU Delays Fall Registration To Give Students, Faculty More Time To Binge Avatar: The Last Airbender