BYU freshman creates ‘photo-printed’ masks to help with freshmen dating

The percent of BYU students getting married during their freshman year has dropped from 87% to 39%, due to social distancing, which has resulted in the recent creation of customized “face” masks. To combat the fear of finishing freshman year still single, several BYU first-year students designed personalized face masks under the company Your True Looks. “The problem was that you might see a guy … Continue reading BYU freshman creates ‘photo-printed’ masks to help with freshmen dating

Utah Jazz Lead Online Temple Prayer Roll Submissions

Last week the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that members could submit names online for the prayer roll at the temple. Today they have released the results of the most submitted names. Leading the way are members of the Utah Jazz and Zach Wilson, the quarterback for BYU’s football team. Many people are asking for prayers for the Jazz in the playoffs. … Continue reading Utah Jazz Lead Online Temple Prayer Roll Submissions

Plandemic: Helaman Halls Coronavirus Outbreak Faked By Freshman Trying to Avoid Call to Relief Society Presidency

Helaman Halls resident Julia Graves, 18, has admitted to faking a case of the novel coronavirus to avoid getting called as Relief Society President in her new ward. As the result of her self-described “small fib,” the entire third floor of David John Hall was quarantined for fourteen days. “As a 5’9” blonde from Mesa who exclusively wears Piper & Scoot, I knew my risk … Continue reading Plandemic: Helaman Halls Coronavirus Outbreak Faked By Freshman Trying to Avoid Call to Relief Society Presidency

People Behind “Keeping Faith at BYU” Release Manifesto Detailing how BYU Should be Run, Accidentally Recreate BYU Idaho

Keeping Faith at BYU (KFaB) is a self-proclaimed non-profit organization that compiles stories of non-doctrinal indoctrination on Utah’s BYU campus. After several weeks, and nearly 30 posts, the activists behind the account have released a manifesto in which they outline the way that BYU ought to operate.  A KFaB spokesperson said, “The only way to save BYU at this point is for them to follow … Continue reading People Behind “Keeping Faith at BYU” Release Manifesto Detailing how BYU Should be Run, Accidentally Recreate BYU Idaho

BYU Grad Couple Thrilled About Cannon Center Take-Out Option: ‘Those Crank Tots Really Slap’

Brigham Young University has announced the Cannon Center’s take-out option in an effort to continue social distancing as the university re-opens. Starting in September, non-meal plan holders will be able to order take-out from the meal hall alongside students who actually depend on the Cannon Center for their meals. Dozens of families have expressed their excitement and relief regarding the announcement. Mary and Winston Matthews, … Continue reading BYU Grad Couple Thrilled About Cannon Center Take-Out Option: ‘Those Crank Tots Really Slap’