BYU pedestrians run over

Drivers Encouraged to Run Over Campus Pedestrians in Anti-Jaywalking Campaign

In an effort to decrease jaywalking across dangerous streets on campus, BYU Police announced Thursday that they had replaced a sign telling students to wait for the “walk” indication with one that explicitly tells drivers to run over pedestrians. The sign was placed on West Campus Drive, notorious for its long crosswalk and frequency of more than 11 cars per hour speeding by. “It’s time … Continue reading Drivers Encouraged to Run Over Campus Pedestrians in Anti-Jaywalking Campaign

Kanye west performs with tabernacle choir

LEAKED: Kanye West to Partner with General Conference Bicentennial, Drop Latter-day Saint-Themed Album “Yephi”

Update: Credit for the album name “Yephi” goes to Laz. Follow them on instagram. Utah residents were conflicted last Saturday when Kanye West performed in Salt Lake City at the same time as General Conference. “I just wasn’t sure which to go to. My two favorite artists, The Tabernacle Choir at Temple Square and Kanye West, were performing at the exact same time,” said BYU … Continue reading LEAKED: Kanye West to Partner with General Conference Bicentennial, Drop Latter-day Saint-Themed Album “Yephi”

Provo High buying license plate

Student Makes Fortune Selling Out-of-State License Plates to Utah Natives

BYU Junior Carson Adams has allegedly made thousands of dollars over the past year helping Utah natives hide their true state of residence. For just $200, hundreds of students previously embarrassed of their Provo heritage have been able to cover it up completely by purchasing license plates and documents from their state of choice. “The most popular one is California, but every once in a … Continue reading Student Makes Fortune Selling Out-of-State License Plates to Utah Natives

BYU Testing Center Hires TSA to Increase Honor

Honor on BYU campus has hit an all-time low according to campus officials and they have called upon the only department on campus they trust to help: the Testing Center. Testing officials made the shocking announcement this morning that they are hiring TSA agents to increase security and honor campus-wide. New security checkpoints are going to be set up for screening outside of the testing … Continue reading BYU Testing Center Hires TSA to Increase Honor

RMs Use Campus Shuttle To Recapture Mission Magic

BYU’s shuttle system provides an appreciated service for many students in Provo, allowing them to get to and from home quickly even if they don’t live close to campus. For some students, however, the benefit is more than just practical. “It just brings me back to Warsaw in a way I never thought anything could,” says recently returned missionary Robert Banks. “After leaving Poland three … Continue reading RMs Use Campus Shuttle To Recapture Mission Magic