BYU men claim Provo stache posesses mystical powers

For years, scholars have debated the motive behind BYU’s male dress and grooming standards. Recently, mustached men have confirmed speculations about the mystical power that exudes from their facial hair. Walking across our beloved BYU campus, you might notice a man with impressive whiskers pass by. This mustached man will be one of many to cross your path. What is the source of this phenomenon, … Continue reading BYU men claim Provo stache posesses mystical powers

Zendaya Will Buy Her Wedding Dress from Affordable Bridal on University Avenue

  We got the inside scoop on Zendaya’s upcoming nuptials, and they’re even more fabulous and Utahan than we could have ever hoped. Zendaya was seen at the Met Gala this month, once again flashing her $200,000 engagement ring. “Tomdaya” fans were thrilled by the news of her engagement to movie star Tom Holland earlier this year. However, these devoted shippers were disappointed when People … Continue reading Zendaya Will Buy Her Wedding Dress from Affordable Bridal on University Avenue

Saints Vs. Sinners: Members With Wallpapers of Faith Really Are More Holy 

What’s on your lock screen? Is it a quote from our living prophet? Is it the scripture you’re to “ponderize” for the week? Maybe it’s a gorgeous shot of your favorite temple, or an inspiring photo of Jesus. If you’re a little more secular, perhaps you’ve settled for a picture of your wife or family. And if you’re downright sinful, it’s none of these things.  … Continue reading Saints Vs. Sinners: Members With Wallpapers of Faith Really Are More Holy 

Student film major distraught after relief society lesson did not pass the Bechdel test

After attending second hour on Sunday, Enya Erinberg, a junior in the BYU media arts program, was shocked that the Relief Society discussion did not align with progressive Hollywood values. In a defiant rage, Erinberg stated, “The only topic of conversation was Jesus and President Nelson. You’d think that a room full of women could find something better to do than gossip about men.” Although … Continue reading Student film major distraught after relief society lesson did not pass the Bechdel test

CES Headmaster Clark Gilbert Sorts Professors Into 4 Houses Based on Orthodoxy, Saves BYU

This morning, LDS Church Commissioner of Education, Clark Griswold Gilbert took the stage at BYU’s 2025 graduation ceremony to remind everyone he went to Harvard and then give the commencement address.    In the address, Commissioner Gilbert reviewed all of the disruption that he’s innovated over his past four years in office before announcing that he will be the permanent commencement speaker at BYU graduations … Continue reading CES Headmaster Clark Gilbert Sorts Professors Into 4 Houses Based on Orthodoxy, Saves BYU