‘Tall Club’ President Revealed to be 3 Freshmen In Trench Coat

BYU’s newest extracurricular organization ‘Tall Club’ is currently experiencing a power vacuum after the exposure of the club’s president as only 3 freshman in a trench coat.

The main eyewitness was taking a bathroom break during a meeting when he got a surprise he wasn’t prepared for.

“The top one was trying to use the urinal and basically the whole disguise fell apart,” reported 6’4″ P.P. Parker, who was standing a respectable two urinals over. “It was something out of a cartoon.”

The meddling, pre-pubescent freshmen have declined to comment. They were last seen fleeing toward Helaman Halls while the end credits rolled.

Exclusive interviews with the club members reveal a general feeling of shock and hurt sweeping across the group.

“It’s hard to see someone you used to look up to stoop so low,” said 6’3″ Riley Tahl.

“This was supposed to be a safe place where we could rate the tops of people’s heads and talk about what it’s like to see at concerts,” said 6’8″ Evan Taller.

Moving forward, the club hopes to keep their moral standards as high as their physical ones. Stricter security measures are now being put in place for club meetings. Each member must be checked at the door for lengthening devices such as stilts, platform shoes, and suspicious coats.

The president(s) have since been impeached and will soon be replaced via majority vote. The latest polls have predicted the election of Tallen Long, who is running on the impressive platform of “being the next tallest person in the group.”