5 Things The Bachelor of Provo Won’t Tell You About Their New Spin-Off Series “The Altar”

The Bachelor of Provo, sponsored by Mutual and plastic surgery, is making a comeback. Here are the spoilers you need to know:

One Contestant is a Mommy.
Or in other words, a mamacita. Who is it? You’ll have to wait and find out once they are trying to manipulate someone.

Taylor Frankie Paul will make a guest appearance on the show.
That is, if she hasn’t gotten back together with her baby daddy.

Temple appointments have been pre-scheduled
Contestants will be led to believe that they have a choice in the matter, when in fact, they will be forced to get married to each other, whether they like it or not.

“The Altar” will be formatted like The Hunger Games.
To stand out from other dating shows, this show will force contestants to fight to the death until just two survivors remain. They will get married immediately afterwards.

The final survivors will be awarded a $15 gift card to Swig.
After killing contestants with their bare hands, the winners will each be in dire need of a dirty Dr. Pepper.