Tag: Dating

Dating, Life

BYU Clarifies Honor Code to Allow “Beards” for Gay Students

In a beautiful display of consideration for the gay community at BYU, the HCO has updated the grooming standards to allow gay students to have a fake significant other of the opposite sex—otherwise known as a beard. “This whole time, I thought I wasn’t allowed to fake date my lesbian friend without a beard card,” said gay student John Gay. “I’m so glad we can … Continue reading BYU Clarifies Honor Code to Allow “Beards” for Gay Students

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Featured, General Conference

Another Silent Exchange Between the General Conference Organists

A glance. A touch. A longing. A love. A secret desperate to break free. A desire to jump and a debilitating fear of the fall. A deep dream and the looming threat of sunrise. A boundless love carried by hands in chains. A year after they first came to understand the love they share, the organists playing alongside the choir today now maintain a second, … Continue reading Another Silent Exchange Between the General Conference Organists

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Dating, Featured, Life

Man Claims He is Off the Market Purely by Choice

In this society, a man only has one choice: marry an 18-year-old girl during his first semester back from the mission, or join the manosphere. The choice is brutal, but the world is a dark place. No one knows this better than Benson Eubranks. When asked how he decided to take himself off the market, Eubranks replied, “To stay in a power position, I’ve decided … Continue reading Man Claims He is Off the Market Purely by Choice

Kim Possible
Featured, Life, missionary

Self Help: How To Discreetly Tell Her That You Were AP

As we kick off 2026, your FHE crush is still completely unaware that you were an Assistant to the President on your mission, but never fear! Try these 6 tips to win her heart without losing the aloof persona you’ve spent all semester crafting. Consistently bring up how much time you spent in the office: This can be done as you do your marketing homework … Continue reading Self Help: How To Discreetly Tell Her That You Were AP

Frank Heffley
Life, Provo

Sales Bro Suspected of AI Usage by Mutual Date After Considerate Follow-Up Text

With the rise of generative text AI models such as ChatGPT and Grok, it has become more and more difficult to discern whether writing has been composed by a human or a machine. In a recent scandal, Provo Sales Bro Brandon Baker has been suspected of blatant AI usage after sending unusually thoughtful and composed messages to Maddy Nielsen, his recent Mutual date. “We had … Continue reading Sales Bro Suspected of AI Usage by Mutual Date After Considerate Follow-Up Text

Chuck Bartowski