In this society, a man only has one choice: marry an 18-year-old girl during his first semester back from the mission, or join the manosphere. The choice is brutal, but the world is a dark place. No one knows this better than Benson Eubranks.

When asked how he decided to take himself off the market, Eubranks replied, “To stay in a power position, I’ve decided to swear off women before they can swear off me.” We deeply admire his daring bravery. What a big boy!

Turns out he has had a couple of new idols help him on his obvious recovery journey through rejection.

Brielle Thompson, a close friend of his who he often assumes to be his lover, shared the following insight on his behavior: “He got rejected by the third girl this month and started watching Andrew Tate videos to lift his spirits…I think he’ll stay single for a while.” She also mentioned that she had swerved him four times that week.

When faced with allegations of joining the manosphere, Benson shared, “I’m a high-value man who deserves a high-value woman.” So true. Every man is a child of God. If you have been rejected by a woman who failed to see your divine worth, do not get discouraged—there is a place for you somewhere. Additionally, Magic: The Gathering meetings are held at the Provo Towne Centre Mall every Tuesday night.