BYU football fans gathered outside LaVell Edwards Stadium for a candlelight vigil in memory of the school’s reputation as a top quarterback institution. This comes after a rough week for BYU alumni Jaren Hall (injured) and Zach Wilson (benched mid-game) and after a couple of rough games for the college’s quarterbacks. The starting spot for BYU’s helmsman is still in the air, with the very … Continue reading BYU Yearns For Better Quarterback
The scheduled 2024 soft launch of new hymns and 2026 release of a new book of sacred music have been revealed to be part of an elaborate “prank.” An anonymous Redditor posted pdfs of emails dating back to 2017 between several Church leaders, usually either originating from or received by Elder Dale G. Renlund, coordinating the prank. The post was accompanied by a simple caption: … Continue reading New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank
Brad Wilcox, BYU religion professor and General Officer of the Church, announced an extra credit opportunity. If, for the remainder of the month of November, a student was able to refrain from a non-committal make out (NCMO), they would receive twenty five extra credit points. Wilcox, in making the announcement, said “Not one of you is free from sin, but this would do a whole … Continue reading Survey: 72% of Business Students Already Failed No NCMO November
Ladies, have you noticed the men in your life staring off into space after reading in Mosiah? How often does your boyfriend/fiancé/second cousin think about Captain Moroni, Alma the Younger, and King Benjamin? Has he ever said something like “Teancum was such a boss” or “Man, I wish Helaman was still around” or “I wrote in Pahoran for city council?” If so, you may be … Continue reading Provo Men Thinking About Zarahemla Again
The Sun has returned. Yes, dear readers, through our combined prayers and diligence, we have brought back the orb of plasma that gives light and life to all on this ball of dirt. “Well, I guess I can get back to sinning,” was the response of Chet Jeffrey, Village resident and Aptive salesman. “I almost deleted Mutual, I was so scared.” Others, including Bradley Worthington, … Continue reading The Sun is Back
