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Russian Department Suspected in BYUSA Election Fraud

A scandal has broken out on campus as Wednesday’s BYU Student Association elections were rocked with allegations of foreign language department interference. According to sources, over 200,000 votes were cast for Manny the Mannequin, drawing suspicion of voter fraud onto the election. “Who could have known that this could be an issue?” said BYUSA election official Bryan Thurmond, “It turns out using an unsecured mobile … Continue reading Russian Department Suspected in BYUSA Election Fraud

Donald Cherry
Campus

BYU Store Mannequin Announces Campaign for BYUSA Presidency

BYU Store Mannequin “Manny” announced his bid for the highly esteemed BYUSA president position earlier this morning in a surprise campus press conference. The 7 students following this election closely are already calling Manny the “dark-horse candidate” of the race on account of his super fun personality and carefully selected campaign phrases. “Up to this point I was really feeling inspired by the words ’embrace … Continue reading BYU Store Mannequin Announces Campaign for BYUSA Presidency

Warren Dusenberry
Campus

BREAKING: Nick Cage Stages HBLL Flooding, Steals First Edition Book of Mormon Print

Over the weekend, disaster struck Brigham Young University’s beloved Harold B. Lee Library: in a daring feat of craftiness and zeal, world renowned actor Nick Cage managed to steal the university’s first edition print of the Book of Mormon. The flooding on the building’s lower levels originally seemed innocuous enough, but employees quickly found there was more than water damage to address. “During the cleanup … Continue reading BREAKING: Nick Cage Stages HBLL Flooding, Steals First Edition Book of Mormon Print

Johnny Swift
Campus

President Worthen Accidentally Deletes Entire Honor Code

Students and national news sources alike were confused when visiting BYU’s University Communications website on Wednesday. From approximately 10:05 to 12:12, the Honor Code in its entirety was deleted.  The confusion was furthered when a school-wide email was sent out following the accident. The email stated that there would be a meeting at President Worthen’s personal home and that every BYU student was required to … Continue reading President Worthen Accidentally Deletes Entire Honor Code

Liz Lemon
Campus

Two Arrested in Provo Police Bust of Fake Beard Card Operation

Early Saturday morning, a Provo Police task force arrested two men for forgery in an undercover sting operation led by Officer Derryl Jones. The arrests came after months of invested police work in an effort to stop the duo from continuing to manufacture fake beard cards. Posing as a BYU student wanting to avoid shaving before every testing center midterm, Officer Jones contacted the perpetrators, … Continue reading Two Arrested in Provo Police Bust of Fake Beard Card Operation

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