As the weather gets colder and the tests get harder, the students of BYU lower their expectations and jump into relationships. Here are the Top 5 types of couples that aren’t afraid of a little bit of PDA at BYU. 5. Tall White Guy with the Short Latina Bonus points if they met on the mission and double bonus points if they’re engaged within two months … Continue reading Top 5 Campus Couples to Watch Out For This Cuffing Season
As the sun sets on the month of October, the BYU Honor code office has unveiled what they have in store for the month of November. This morning a post on the office’s Instagram announced that they are launching “No NCMO November” in order to encourage students to refrain from committing what some have called Utah’s version of a one-night stand. “NCMO Kills Love” is … Continue reading BYU Honor Code Office Launches “No NCMO November”
On Friday, construction workers found an ancient poem while working in the HFAC. The ode, etched onto a stone tablet, is written in Old English and appears to date back to the 20th century. Professor Filastus Dogberry, an expert in ancient languages, was able to translate the epic poem after many hours of study. The following translation was sent by Professor Dogberry to the Alternate … Continue reading The Devil Went Down To Provo: Provo Man Wins Piano Contest Against Satan
It can be tough to find a flattering costume that doesn’t compromise your morals. Here’s a list of white-hot ideas guaranteed to attract their attention without requiring you to put too much skin in the game. 5. Inflatable Morph Suit Erase any semblance of womanly curves in this classic look. Sure, your crush won’t even be able to see your face, but that just gives … Continue reading Five Last Minute Sexy-Modest Halloween Costumes
As news broke that the members of the boy-band BTS had been called to serve in their country’s military, millions of quirky white girls were devastated. You can only imagine the outrage when they heard that 69-time Grammy Winning Group, BYU Vocal Point, was the next to fall. “I ripped down the American flag hanging outside my parents’ third house,” Renzie Wood snapchatted The Alternate … Continue reading BYU’s Vocal Point Disbands Due to Mandatory Military Service
