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Featured, Life, News

Summer Brings Huge Spike in Amount of People in Your Life You Weren’t Expecting to See in Shorts

A Utah Valley poll conducted last week revealed an upward trend of figures such as bishops, professors, and bosses embracing their summer bodies. Many have been sighted at ward barbeques, tailgating parties, and enjoying the waterpark with the family. “There are enough hot dogs for seconds guys!” said Bishop Greg Gretsky, who was seen manning the grill at Provo 12346759034857th ward’s annual barbeque. While students … Continue reading Summer Brings Huge Spike in Amount of People in Your Life You Weren’t Expecting to See in Shorts

Lisa Simpson
conference, Featured, General Conference

President Nelson’s Spokesperson, Travis Scott, Issues an Apology For “Overcrowded” Young Adult Devotional

The Worldwide Devotional for Young Adults with President Nelson was a great success. Millions of young adults around the world were able to listen to the Prophet explain the eternal importance of our decisions. Even better, the members who couldn’t be bothered to arrive eight hours early to secure a seat at the event were rightfully turned away. As thousands of unworthy members arrived to … Continue reading President Nelson’s Spokesperson, Travis Scott, Issues an Apology For “Overcrowded” Young Adult Devotional

Bobby Zimmeruski
Disney, Featured, Life, News

New Study Abroad Program

The Kennedy Center at BYU announced a new study abroad program. Set for a maximum of 85 students and their families per week, this is projected to be the highest-grossing program yet. “Our vision was to create a program in which students will spend just as much money for a normal study abroad, yet simultaneously gain no cultural experience whatsoever,” says program organizer Sally McQueen. … Continue reading New Study Abroad Program

Renesmee
Featured, Life

5 Primary Songs that Still Slap

Some songs are just too good to outgrow. As summer sets in and you start cultivating your perfect party playlist, consider adding some of these throwback jams: “Feliz Cumpleaños” Feliz Cumpleaños is the hottest crossover single in church history. Said to be Justin Bieber’s inspiration for his 2017 cover of “Despacito” with Daddy Yankee and Luis Fonsi, this track will make you wanna dance your … Continue reading 5 Primary Songs that Still Slap

Lisa Simpson
Featured, News, Uncategorized

Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

No, this isn’t hearsay, your honor. According to attendance records that began surfacing on the internet late yesterday evening, both of Amber Heard’s lawyers- Ben Rottenborn and Elaine Bredehoft- are graduates of the University of Utah’s S.J. Quinney College of Law. This crucial piece of information may explain a lot about the proceedings of the highly popularized Amber Heard v.s. Johnny Depp court case. While … Continue reading Amber Heard’s Lawyers Revealed to Have Graduated from University of Utah Law School

Lisa Simpson