Category: General Conference

Featured, General Conference, News

Secret to Eternal Life Stated Clearly in Church Audit Report You Ignored

On the morning of April 6, 2024, at precisely 10:31 AM, brother Jared B. Larsen gave the audit report at the Saturday morning session of General Conference. Unbeknownst to  higher-ups, however, his report contained the secret to eternal life, coded in the language of boring financial jargon. “I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” Russell M. Nelson, watching from home, said. “It’s lowkey clutch I … Continue reading Secret to Eternal Life Stated Clearly in Church Audit Report You Ignored

Kit Kittredge
Featured, General Conference, News

New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank

The scheduled 2024 soft launch of new hymns and 2026 release of a new book of sacred music have been revealed to be part of an elaborate “prank.” An anonymous Redditor posted pdfs of emails dating back to 2017 between several Church leaders, usually either originating from or received by Elder Dale G. Renlund, coordinating the prank. The post was accompanied by a simple caption: … Continue reading New Hymnal Actually Just a Prank

Paul Atreides
General Conference, Life

New Sins Announced in General Conference

In this ever-changing world, members often look for stricter guidelines on how to live their life. This conference, the Quorum of the Twelve and the First Presidency delivered. Here are five new sins to avoid in your Christ-centered life. Excessively large jewelry – Earrings must have a diameter below 2 inches and a total surface area below 5 square inches. Necklaces must have a chain … Continue reading New Sins Announced in General Conference

Kayteigh Leigh
5 Things to Know, Featured, General Conference

5 Changes in the New “For the Strength of Youth” Pamphlet

During the General Conference last weekend, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced a new edition of the “For the Strength of Youth” pamphlet. The pamphlet, which is meant to summarize standards for the youth of the Church, had not been updated in 11 years. Many people were immediately drawn to the uninspired, corporate cover. However, some keen observers realized things inside the … Continue reading 5 Changes in the New “For the Strength of Youth” Pamphlet

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