What You Missed: General Conference October 2022

Were you not a good enough saint to watch all ten hours of this past General Conference? No worries; we’ve compiled the most important moments into a handy article right here.  Bishop Causse urged members to be “stewards” of the Earth and save the environment Bishop Causse encouraged his fellow members to be conscious of the environment in his talk ‘Our Earthly Stewardship’. “Make an … Continue reading What You Missed: General Conference October 2022

Mormon Church Reverts from Rebranding

This morning’s session of General Conference, President Nelson made a surprising announcement. “We will no longer refer to ourselves as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. That is too long, and nobody’s got time for that. We will simply refer to ourselves as Mormons.” “To be honest, I am quite confused,” tweeted Bucky Bell. “Back in my day, the word M0rm0n … Continue reading Mormon Church Reverts from Rebranding

Tabernacle Choir Opens October 2022 Conference With Incredible Laser Light Show

It was perhaps the best rendition of “Lead Kindly Light” ever performed to date. As pillars of light rested upon the conference center this morning, saints all around the world were enlightened by the spirit. The Tabernacle Choir hadn’t put on a full-fledged laser light show since 1889. According to Saints Volume 3, budget cuts constrained the choir from the production quality that they desired, … Continue reading Tabernacle Choir Opens October 2022 Conference With Incredible Laser Light Show

Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

The fifth installment in the Despicable Me cinematic universe, Minions: The Rise of Gru, saw a welcoming success to the box office. As the memes of Facebook Mom’s favorite yellow creature flooded the internet, theaters across the world became flooded too. Thousands of “original” 16 year-olds dressed up in suits for the movie and ran to the theaters for their shot at internet glory. Some … Continue reading Did You Notice Your Favorite Apostles in the Latest Minion Movie?

President Nelson’s Spokesperson, Travis Scott, Issues an Apology For “Overcrowded” Young Adult Devotional

The Worldwide Devotional for Young Adults with President Nelson was a great success. Millions of young adults around the world were able to listen to the Prophet explain the eternal importance of our decisions. Even better, the members who couldn’t be bothered to arrive eight hours early to secure a seat at the event were rightfully turned away. As thousands of unworthy members arrived to … Continue reading President Nelson’s Spokesperson, Travis Scott, Issues an Apology For “Overcrowded” Young Adult Devotional