BYU Honors Black History Month By Giving Black Students Their Very Own Luxury Bathroom In the MARB Basement

Across the nation, the public school system and universities have been honoring Black History Month this February in varying ways. Some schools choose to honor African-American icons from history, some schools spend the month highlighting Black history, and some schools construct a separate bathroom for their Black students. That is, one school constructed a separate bathroom for their Black students. This February, Brigham Young University … Continue reading BYU Honors Black History Month By Giving Black Students Their Very Own Luxury Bathroom In the MARB Basement

David Archuleta Releases New Tell-All Autobiography ‘Crushed’

Following the success of Prince Harry’s Spare, David Archuleta has also decided to tell the tale of his personal exodus in a new 416-page autobiography selling for a retail price of $38. The 32-year-old self-reportedly “took a step back from” the LDS church in early November of last year. Since, he has spoken out about this decision and his experiences since going his own way. What … Continue reading David Archuleta Releases New Tell-All Autobiography ‘Crushed’

Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

BYU students in the College of Music have rejoiced over the new music building. The horrors of having to play in the decrepit HFAC are now behind them, and the music building will no longer be shared with the art students. It would seem to an outsider that all departmental political strife would have ceased, but for BYU students, this is unfortunately not the case.  … Continue reading Confusion Arises Regarding Newly Named KWMB

Leaked Documents Finally Reveal LDS Apostles’ Full Names

For years, members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints have wondered at the Apostles’ unexplained use of initials. What is D. Todd Christofferson trying to hide? What doesn’t Gerrit W. Gong want us to know? Does Russell M. Nelson not want us to know something? Finally, the truth has come out. Classified documents have been leaked to the Alternate Universe revealing the … Continue reading Leaked Documents Finally Reveal LDS Apostles’ Full Names

BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., influential speakers from different backgrounds across the world flock to the Marriott Center to present a gospel discussion so inspiring, it will make you say “wait- who’s actually attending these again?” This semester, church leaders and BYU faculty step to the side and let the true heroes of our days reflect on what it means to live the gospel. Winter … Continue reading BYU Announces Devotional Lineup for Winter Semester