With the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints closing temples indefinitely, BYU students who can’t live another day without getting married have been dealt a crushing blow. Thankfully, the corporate social responsibility department at Zoom has come up with a solution. After adding dozens of nondenominational priests to their payroll, the video conferencing software company is now offering free virtual weddings to any local … Continue reading Zoom Hires Team of Priests, Announces Virtual ‘Drop-In Wedding Hours’ for BYU Students Who Desperately Need Marriage

Early Friday morning a coalition of “scientists” from the Draper, Utah area announced that essential oils are effective against COVID-19. According to their “very thorough, very professional” studies, using oil from “Toxicodendron radicans” can lead to a remission in corona virus symptoms and also a sturdy defense against economic downturn. “It’s not really surprising,” said “researcher” Cambreyn Dylan, “after all, it’s from nature so it … Continue reading Draper-Area ‘Scientists’ Report Essential Oils Effective Against COVID-19, Economic Downturn