BYU Freshman Experiencing Mental Breakdown Over 2 Quizzes and Laundry

As BYU fall semester comes into full swing, course loads are undoubtedly becoming heavier. While some seasoned students have a system to deal with the pressure, other are struggling to navigate this stress for the first time. McKeigh Johnson, a recent Lone Peak graduate, knew college was going to be hard. He just didn’t know it was going to be this hard. His current academic … Continue reading BYU Freshman Experiencing Mental Breakdown Over 2 Quizzes and Laundry

Chase Roberts To Replace Angel Moroni on Provo Temple

Following the BYU football team’s nail biter victory against Arkansas, the First Presidency put out a statement to the press. “Considering his angelic athleticism and heroic one-handed catch on Saturday, it has been determined that a statue of Chase Roberts will replace the Angel Moroni on the remodeled Provo Temple.” Noted football fan Dallin H. Oaks further commented: “We were promised that we would see … Continue reading Chase Roberts To Replace Angel Moroni on Provo Temple

BYU Linguistics Department Launches Dialectology Study to Analyze “Relief Society Voice”

English-speaking members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, especially in Utah, are often accused of possessing a “Utah Accent”. However, women in the Church have an even more distinctive subset of the Utah Accent, known as the “Relief Society Voice”. While many members of the Church can attest to having heard the Relief Society Voice, no research has been done to study … Continue reading BYU Linguistics Department Launches Dialectology Study to Analyze “Relief Society Voice”

Success of Pioneer Parody “Go West” prompts exclusive Winter Quarters showing

With unprecedented support for this new film taking Utah theaters by storm, cosplaying die-hard fans now have the exciting opportunity to trek across the country for a miserable yet potentially faith-filled experience in Nebraska. Heating, food, and transportation will not be provided to give movie goers the opportunity to live (and maybe die) like their favorite Go West heroes. With the success of Go West … Continue reading Success of Pioneer Parody “Go West” prompts exclusive Winter Quarters showing

Can You Survive a First Date with an RM?

Congratulations! The snazzy RM from your Eternal Families class asks you out as part of the obligatory assignment for all single students. Your only goal is to survive. The rules are simple: pick an option under each question, and scroll down to view the results of each decision. Blue indicates the best outcome, green is good, orange is pushing it, and red means you didn’t … Continue reading Can You Survive a First Date with an RM?