New Tailor Shop ‘Sew King’ Opens on Center Street

After double-majoring in finance and textiles at BYU, McJohn Stevenson has finally fulfilled his dream of opening up a tailor shop. “I studied textiles because I figured I’d have classes with mostly girls and I could find a wife. I was correct about the demographics of my classes, but I’m still single.” “I wanted to call it Sew Bro, but that was already taken,” said … Continue reading New Tailor Shop ‘Sew King’ Opens on Center Street

AAPI Month Credited with Educating 30+ BYU Students on the Existence of Asian-Americans and Pacific Islanders

As the month of May comes to a close, many BYU students are still unaware of the massive percentage of the world that Asians and Pacific Islanders make up. Thanks to May being Asian-American and Pacific Islander Month, though, BYU was able to introduce this concept to over 30 students. BYU, known for its outstanding academic programs and its ability to maintain a safe bubble … Continue reading AAPI Month Credited with Educating 30+ BYU Students on the Existence of Asian-Americans and Pacific Islanders

Provo Woman Killed by Falling Stanley Cup in Freak Accident

We all think we’re safe walking around our apartment complexes. Unfortunately, this seems to not be the case, as evidenced by the tragic event of May 21, 2023. Hayleigh McTwinkleton was peacefully and unsuspectingly walking to her apartment at Liberty on Freedom after a long day of work. As she neared her front door, an incredibly heavy and deadly object fell from an above balcony … Continue reading Provo Woman Killed by Falling Stanley Cup in Freak Accident

Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community

“Everyone knows the Law of Chastity doesn’t apply anymore once you get married!” said Bambeigh Kymbul as she told her friend Jariqua about what she and her husband had been up to. Bambeigh thought that Jariqua might be interested in participating in a swing session with her and her husband.  Bambeigh was unfortunately mistaken. Following that conversation, Jariqua immediately reported Bambeigh and her husband Matayeaux … Continue reading Wymount Terrace Revealed to be Thriving Swinger Community

BYU Student Prepares for Possible Flooding by Building Ark

With the record amount of snowfall along the Wasatch Front, the possibility for flooding is dramatically higher this spring. Residents and local governments are preparing in multiple ways. One sophomore at BYU is taking a very unique approach. Noel McArkin felt compelled to construct an ark to keep himself safe from harm. “I’ve never seen this much snow during my 22 years (minus two obviously … Continue reading BYU Student Prepares for Possible Flooding by Building Ark