Saints Vs. Sinners: Members With Wallpapers of Faith Really Are More Holy 

What’s on your lock screen? Is it a quote from our living prophet? Is it the scripture you’re to “ponderize” for the week? Maybe it’s a gorgeous shot of your favorite temple, or an inspiring photo of Jesus. If you’re a little more secular, perhaps you’ve settled for a picture of your wife or family. And if you’re downright sinful, it’s none of these things.  … Continue reading Saints Vs. Sinners: Members With Wallpapers of Faith Really Are More Holy 

BYU-Contracted Housing Now Requires One Priesthood Holder In Each Household

Have you ever been sitting in your home and wished you felt a little more secure? While this is a relatable feeling for many young adults, it’s a common reality for single women at BYU. Many long for the protective power that a priesthood holder would bring to the apartment, but are denied this blessing due to their gender.  This fall, policies have changed to … Continue reading BYU-Contracted Housing Now Requires One Priesthood Holder In Each Household

Shocking! Gym Bro Disappointed When Thigh-Revealing Shorts Don’t Attract a Girlfriend.

Chad accepts the hard fact that girls don’t actually want to see him in 5” shorts.  As spring has sprung, the occurrences of men in short shorts have multiplied exponentially. Focused on showing off their gains from their “winter arcs,” gym bros across the Provo area have opted for shorter styles.  However, this new style hasn’t gotten the results that Chad, a local Vasa bro, … Continue reading Shocking! Gym Bro Disappointed When Thigh-Revealing Shorts Don’t Attract a Girlfriend.

Utah Parents Unlock Best New Baby Name: Tariff Marie Brooks

In a beautiful baby blessing in the Provo 50078th ward this morning, Arjax and Brinzlee Brooks proudly introduced their 9th child to the world with a name that left the congregation both bewildered and inspired: Tariff Marie Brooks. The congregation watched in shock as Brother Brooks held Tariff to his American flag tie and kissed her tiny head. At the conclusion of the blessing, silence … Continue reading Utah Parents Unlock Best New Baby Name: Tariff Marie Brooks

Police Beat: Feb. 28-March 7

BYU: Theft Feb. 25 — A student’s innocence was reported stolen after attending an introductory biology class. Feb. 27 — The cryogenically frozen body of Wilford Woodruff was stolen from the Testing Center. Vandalism March 3 — Lipstick marks were found covering the Chief Massasoit statue. Suspicious Feb. 26 — A food science major was seen entering the Cannon Center. Animal problem March 2 — A report … Continue reading Police Beat: Feb. 28-March 7