BYU:

Theft

Feb. 25 — A student’s innocence was reported stolen after attending an introductory biology class.

Feb. 27 — The cryogenically frozen body of Wilford Woodruff was stolen from the Testing Center.

Vandalism

March 3 — Lipstick marks were found covering the Chief Massasoit statue.

Suspicious

Feb. 26 — A food science major was seen entering the Cannon Center.

Animal problem

March 2 — A report was made of Cosmo the Cougar stalking a deer near West Campus.

Sins

March 2 — A student forgot that it was fast Sunday and ate breakfast. A ward clerk was dispatched to respond to the situation.

PROVO

Suspicious

February 26 — A man reported receiving phone calls describing crimes in the area and asking him to respond. It is currently unknown if this is related to his job as a police officer.

DUI

March 2 — A man was pulled over by Utah County Police for driving under the influence of the Holy Spirit.