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General Authorities Report Visions of Cosmo in Vecna’s Lair. 11 Other Mascots Missing.

This morning, general authorities reported visions of Cosmo abducted in a strange, vine-like lair. News reports have confirmed the abduction of 11 other mascots as well. With great interest, reporters coaxed a vague description our of our dear prophet. “What I saw…it was like Nephi’s vision of the great and spacious building…but silmier and with more squishy sounds,” he shared, visibly disturbed. While many people … Continue reading General Authorities Report Visions of Cosmo in Vecna’s Lair. 11 Other Mascots Missing.

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Sexiest YSA Callings Ranked

Now, does this mean we’re ranking how sexy the people who generally have these callings are, or how sexy the callings themselves are? The interpretation is up to you. From sexiest to least sexy, here are the YSA callings ranked by our staff: Temple worker Bishop’s wife Sunday School Instructor Relief Society Instructor Elder Quorum President  Relief Society President  Munch and Mingle Committee Ward greeters … Continue reading Sexiest YSA Callings Ranked

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LEAKED: President Oaks Only Changed Missionary Age to Save His Granddaughter From Her High School Boyfriend

After taking a lie detector test on his YouTube channel, President Oaks admitted that this shocking new policy change was only made to resolve personal beef with a minor. Without spoiling too many of the changes he plans on making during his future reign as prophet, Oaks admitted, “It is anticipated that the age will go back to 19 when she comes home and joins a … Continue reading LEAKED: President Oaks Only Changed Missionary Age to Save His Granddaughter From Her High School Boyfriend

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Recipes To Introduce Your Family To This Thanksgiving

Now that you’re all grown up and have been to college, it’s time to show your family all of the delicious recipes you’ve picked up since being at school!   1.Yogurt and Frozen Vegetables The prep is unbelievably simple and the macros go crazy. Anyone with dentures will also appreciate this one.   2. Rancherito’s Burrito The plane reeked while it sat in your carry … Continue reading Recipes To Introduce Your Family To This Thanksgiving

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Get to Know the Newest Apostle: Elder Gérald Caussé

Here are 5 exclusive fun facts about the newest member of the Quorum of the Twelve. 1. He’s actually faking his accent Elder Caussé noticed how much everyone loves Elder Kearon’s British accent, so he decided to speak in a French accent to keep everyone engaged during his talks.   2. He’s so good at receiving personal revelation, he’s become a mind reader One look … Continue reading Get to Know the Newest Apostle: Elder Gérald Caussé

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