A whopping $1 million lawsuit was filed against the BYU President for having the audacity to use his last name.   Tensions have been high ever since a formal lawsuit was filed against Shane Reese last Friday for copyright infringement of the name “Reese.”  Nate Butters, the H.B, Reese Candy Company public relations representative, noted, “We were alerted to the situation as soon as we … Continue reading Reese’s Sues President Shane Reese for Copyright Infringement

In an anonymous survey conducted by our top writers, we at the Alternate Universe learned the real truth about life in Provo as a married woman. “I really wasn’t supposed to tell anyone this, but Quincee got a boob job. She claims it’s because she started working chest at VASA. I honestly think her husband doesn’t know either. She only told me because I told … Continue reading Secret Lives of Mormon Wives: We Asked Provo Wives for Secrets About Their Lives, and This Is What They Shared

So, the spring wedding season is over, and now you’re all alone. That doesn’t mean you can’t have fun! Here are our top suggestions for how to keep yourself occupied until you find new single friends! Do yet another scripture study about patience  Get into real estate Learn how to cook Ratatouille, become disappointed when you discover it’s just vegetables  Explore the Ted Bundy cave … Continue reading Top 50 Things to do Alone Now that All Your Friends are Married