What is even the point? Without the same sexy stranger to brush past on your way into the JKB every day, is it still worth going? Do you still take the bus if you have no pre-talking stage there to maybe try talking to you? Probably not. “Last semester, I only went to class so I could sit seven seats down from this really hot … Continue reading Heartbreaking: Your New Schedule Contains Zero Hot People
Brigham Young University has long required religion credits in order to graduate. These 14 religion credits usually amount to seven classes that must be spread out over the course of a degree. While many students have tried to find ways to excuse their religion credits, one student has managed to excuse himself from religion classes for good. John Smith was recently diagnosed with ADHD, which … Continue reading BYU Student Receives Disability Waiver for Religion Credits
Lately, it seems we all either know someone with ADHD or have got it ourselves. With more and more people receiving helpful diagnoses of attention-deficit hyperactive disorder, schools all over the country are struggling to help students. One professor at BYU, Dr. Higginbotham, took it upon himself to create an accessible classroom, and the results have impressed many. After noticing his students bored, falling asleep, … Continue reading Professor Creates ADHD-Accessible Environment for Students Using Double Projector Screens
In the spirit of Reading Day, a handful of Helaman Halls residents have finally overcome their bibliophobia and learned to read and write. “I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am,” said Reed A. Booke, the 25th percent, unprompted. The fact remains that the majority of Helaman residents will not be participating in the campus-wide holiday. “That’s what the … Continue reading BREAKING: Helaman Halls Literacy Rates Reach Record High of 25%
Filled with righteous indignation and overcome by the spirit of the Lord, Carrie Brooker said the longest opening prayer ever recorded on BYU campus, leaving no time for class. “If Cory Booker can do it for 25 hours, surely I can make a stand for my fellow students,” Brooker stated. The astounding 50-minute prayer included the phrase “we’re thankful for this day” at least ten … Continue reading Student Filibusters Class with Record-Breaking 50-minute Opening Prayer
