BREAKING: This Session Will Expire In 8 Seconds

You’ve been on this page for a while without saving, which will cause your session to expire. When that happens, you won’t be able to save this page and you could lose any unsaved work. You don’t have time to think. You act purely on instinct. You click [Continue Working]. You begin to celebrate–but a moment too soon. The notice pops up on your screen: … Continue reading BREAKING: This Session Will Expire In 8 Seconds

BYU Connections To Watch During This Year’s Grammy Awards

For the last 68 years, the Grammy Awards have served as the ultimate echelon of musical success with absolutely zero subjective favoritism. This year marks a particularly special occasion, as it will feature the most tracks and artists with BYU connections ever to be nominated for a Grammy within the same year. Here’s a list of all of the Grammy nominees with BYU ties: BYU … Continue reading BYU Connections To Watch During This Year’s Grammy Awards

PSA: There’s No Sexism at BYU Because Sex Isn’t Allowed

Amidst regular reports that women at BYU are facing discrimination from peers and professors on the basis of sex, administration has posited that that couldn’t possibly be true since sex is strictly forbidden. The announcement ended with the following statement: “We literally have a whole part of a building named after a woman and surveys show that almost 2% percent of students have heard of … Continue reading PSA: There’s No Sexism at BYU Because Sex Isn’t Allowed

BREAKING: To Prevent Priestcraft, CES Mandates Boring Religion Classes

Priestcraft, or the practice of preaching for the sake of a following rather than for the religious message, has become an issue for professors at religious universities. In a recent policy change issued by The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints’ Church Education System (CES), all future religion classes taught across church universities must be “really, really boring” to prevent concerns. “We love all … Continue reading BREAKING: To Prevent Priestcraft, CES Mandates Boring Religion Classes

Creamery Announces New MiLK Chocolate & Vanilla Dream Flavor, Ends Racism

While racism on BYU campus itself has never been an issue, the Creamery has taken it upon itself to eradicate the very concept entirely, finally fulfilling the 63-year-old dream of Martin Luther King Jr. “The seamless blend of colors on a gradient from black to white is a lactic representation of the flawless integration we have here on our campus. This ice cream is our … Continue reading Creamery Announces New MiLK Chocolate & Vanilla Dream Flavor, Ends Racism