Ever since Cosmo closed the curtain on his last football era in 2024, Cosmies (Cosmo fans) have been eagerly awaiting his next move. On August 20th, 2025, he announced his debut album, offering a behind-the-stands look at life during his football days.
While this came as a shock to many sports fans, it was not a shock to Cosmo’s cultish fan club. Kourtneigh Brace shared the following insight, “I cannot believe we didn’t see this coming. Last year BYU won to Utah in the Big 12 Conference. The score was 22-21. Cosmo did exactly 3 backflips in the 1st quarter, and BYU sold 20,000 cougar tails that day. 21-1=8, 20,000-19980=20, 22+3=25. Of course he would announce a 12-track album on 08/20/25!!!”
The tracklist will include 12 (and only 12) songs. Cosmo was eager to include his dear friend, Lindsey Stirling, as a feature on his last song. “It really is a such blessing to colaborate with an absolute Provo legend. I can check that one of my bucket list,” she shared.
The album includes the following titles:
- The Fate of Lavell
- Kalani Sitake
- Royal Blue
- University President
- Sickest Mascot
- Ruin the Rivalry
- Actually Athletic
- $tunt T€am
- Fire
- DECLAWED!
- Fur
- The Life of a Showcat (feat. Lindsey Stirling)
Though we’ve never heard Cosmo sing, we can be certain that due to his sick aura, these bangers will be playing on repeat in the football locker rooms this season. “GLITTER PEN STUDENTS RIIIIISE!!!” screamed Kalani Sitake, who is hyped out of his mind for this album release.