Having seemingly procrastinated until the day before General Conference weekend, a panicked Elder Ronald A. Rasband has been spotted trying to crank out his entire talk in one night.

“general conferenfce talk ~20 mintues make it sounds like not ai pls thansk,” Rasband was seen typing into ChatGPT around 6:00 on Friday night.

Every General Conference speaker is expected to submit a copy of their walk several weeks prior to its delivery to allow time for it to be approved and translated. However, Elder Rasband seems to have discovered an admittedly ingenious loophole to this requirement.

“Huh? Elder Rasband sent in his talk weeks ago,” said Elder Dale G. Renlund, who was asked to review the submitted talk. “It was a little long, but I was in tears by the end. It was incredible.”

“He submitted the full and exact script of Shrek 2,” Elder Gerrit W. Gong clarified. “I didn’t say anything because I wanted to see what would happen.”

We are unsure of what awaits us upon his arrival at the pulpit.